billyhaisley
Billy Haisley
billyhaisley
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To play with a struggling, poorly constructed, aging squad under the sport's thickest magnifying glass? The media that pines for British icons and takes it as a blow to their collective ego that the best player the English-speaking world has produced ditched the World's Best League™ might love him now, but failing Read more

As much as the Bale transfer to Madrid destroyed me based on my unfortunate EPL rooting interest, I'd rather Bale stay in Madrid than go to Manchester. Read more

If only this bit of shenanigans had ended so beautifully... GODS!!!

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Like with many other innovations in sports, coaches are probably hesitant to institute them because when they fail it looks really dumb. If that first pass is slightly off-target and cleared by a defender, it ends up looking like a huge waste of a free kick in a favorable position. That sucks but nobody criticizes a Read more

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