Hey, I know it’s a Spanish language broadcast, but you can’t just assume one of the guys involved is named Jesus. Sheesh. Read more

The headline is that a marketing firm owns the right to tell the Brazil national team which players it must use in national team games. The article says exactly that. I don’t see what’s remotely confusing here, you’re just trying to justify the existence of this arrangement. Read more

Colin Cowherd believes this regrettable incident could have been avoided had the wall’s father been present.
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And then there’s all the cool things our slaves built:

Wait a second, there’s no fucking monorail? Read more

Sepp Blatter and the Goblet of Slavery

It’s not like a tablet has ever said stealing was a no-no.
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Berlin, here we come. Read more

These Barca kits are the highlight of my day. Read more

I love the ref. “I dunno, this thing said it’s a goal. *shrug*” Read more

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Jason Whitlock once stole a rib right off my plate at a BBQ restaurant. Read more

“Chris Rock is a baseball fan.” Read more

Well, in the sense that I’d like to nail him to a cross, shoot him dead, or see him imprisoned for a few decades, yes, I can see it. Read more

Don’t worry, the Nike work force will jump right on that request, they’re just finishing up their break.

This sucks. Men’s kits choke because they aren’t cut with boobspace. The arms aren’t comfortable either. I suppose FIFA has an anti-tailoring rule that would preclude personal alterations. Read more

If the jerseys are too expensive to tailor, Denmark up the price.
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conspiracy theory: Nike has a lot more to gain if their top women’s soccer client, the USWNT, wins the WC. Therefore, they are purposely outfitting the competition in terrible uniforms to heighten the USAs chances. It’s the perfect plan. Read more

There’s Norway anything like this should ever happen. Read more