She’s clearly hurt: The left side of her face was massively swollen on SmackDown. But something like an orbital fracture would have been more likely to be visible on Raw and I'm sure they're being vague for a reason. Read more

She can have a concussion without slurring her speech. Read more

Agreed. Though my favorite part is Drake Wuertz/Younger's huge smile while trying to clean off Owens and stop the bleeding. He's so happy that his friend is not just joining him in WWE, but bleeding the way that any CZW alumnus worth their salt should be. Read more

I think there’s fair, but I also think the blood (since they shy away from it so much now and post expansion WWF/E is relatively sanitized and bloodless anyway), the current persona being on the antihero side, and the potential for her to heat up even more while hurt all invite the comparison. So she should be praised… Read more

That’s interesting topic and I’m not sure I can come up with any kind of remotely compelling argument to the contrary. None of the old-school women’s champions were doing world champion promos—not their fault and they weren’t being given the opportunities, sure—but that’s not germane to this specific argument. Trish… Read more

Learn what defamation is and how it works before you accused a reporter of it/willfully lying. It's not a good look. Read more

That’s fair, maybe even likely. But it definitely stood out as different. Read more

I kind of felt like it was both their faults kind of? He was incredibly clumsy in how he asked it, but it was also obvious what he was trying to say. Read more

I had a feeling one of you would make a new burner to post this, but “skinny jeans-wearing millennial” on its own is nothing close to what Rousey said. Read more

....wait, where? Read more

Yes, i saw, and you’re missing the point that it’s wildly variable by the week and the story. Hell, coming out of Mania weekend I just wrote a few WWE-related paragraphs, spending the majority of the time and the more interesting indie and ROH coverage. I have a PCO feature I’ve had in my back pocket for weeks that I… Read more

is sprotsball like sporpsball Read more

you mean Bixenstans? Read more

Other than wondering why the figures said that (the surplus Spanish and French figures intended for Europe got offloaded to Kay Bee Toys to sell in their stores in the U.S. on clearance in the mid-’90s), I had no idea until my buddy Jose Fernandez, a wrestling historian born and raised in Barcelona, explained it on my… Read more

Learn some reading comprehension: Read more

That’s coming tomorrow. Read more

Fun fact: The commentary that aired only on the version of WWF shows that aired in Spain (as in not using the WWF-employed, U.S.-based team of Miguel Alonso and Pedro Morales) using a local announcer saw him give different nicknames and backstories to the wrestlers. Big Bossman, for example, was Poli Loco. The…

On its way. Read more

Actually, never mind. I forgot that Becky wears winged sneakers sometimes. Read more

No, because it was fucking stupid and you invalidated the rest of it by blatantly making shit up. Read more