If only Stephen A. Smith were riding one of the unicorns. Outstanding work regardless. Read more
Clay Travis
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The gold medallion he borrowed from Layla sealed the deal. Minus the medallion this is just an old, shirtless Jewish man with a orange sports jacket on rapping. Read more
@dan shanoff: Sadly, Crompton will sprain his ankle on a sprinkler before the race starts and then blame David Cutcliffe for tripping him. Read more
The Futility Bowl idea is genius. I would respond to your comment, but for some reason I can't manage. Read more
As a Tin Roof regular for the past six years I feel pretty comfortable in saying that he's taking orders from behind the front bar and not playing beer pong. Read more
Leaving off Vandy-Georgia's on me. It was included in my original write-up but not cut and pasted in the article. Yeah, I fucked up cut and pasting, I suck. Read more
Every chapter heading will also have an incorrect apostrophe that hardly anyone notices. Read more
Pterodactyl's not being dinosaurs will probably be a chapter heading in the book. Read more
Sadly the new writer is not Faulkner. But I wanted to change the photo lest that poor LSU Golden Girl, who had the misfortune to pose with me in a photo, could never escape. Read more
Trust me the state and this writer are already well past the edge. Read more