danmcquade
Dan McQuade
danmcquade
Staff editor, Deadspin

I urge all readers to check out the Times’s original report, not just because it’s good but because it’s accompanied by a magnificent photo of the trainer. Read more

Sure, but again, if it’s well hidden, who cares? Before the article today came out, nobody except this guy and all his battery throwing, Santa Claus booing friends were the ones who knew. They probably high fived and that was that. Even if you thought you heard the alien say “Fletcher”, you wouldn’t think “MY GOODNESS Read more

I mean, I’d agree with you if this were some overt Eagles reference. I’ve watched the video 3 times and, despite it being spelled out above what I should be hearing, the only one I am hearing is “Fletcher”. Read more

There’s actually a third Eagles reference that spans the entire movie franchise: Did you know that none of the Star Wars films have ever won a Super Bowl? Read more

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Rogue One’s ending seems like a pretty good representation of how a typical Eagles’ season ends. Read more

Ugh. What? I remember back in the day owning people by adapting my play with broken sticks on street fighter 2 ce. In the arcade. Sometimes your dragon punch just isn’t Gonna work. These kids these days I tell you!! Hey, get off my grass. Read more

Having been in the USADA system for years, it’s super annoying to have to tell the weenie-watchers where I’ll be every day, but I have seen the tool for reporting whereabouts improve *drastically*. It’s really not tough now to review where the system thinks you’ll be and make adjustments. Plus you can still submit Read more

It doesn’t matter.