If the Pirates want gambling to fund their stadium then they can damn well bet against the Pirates like everybody else does. Read more
My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…
The statement by the Devon Horse Show might be the most Devon Horse Show thing ever said. Read more
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Mind blowing stat time: Jaromir Jagr had scored 220 career points at the time of this games release Read more
Pospisil vs. Ebden sounds like a name-brand-vs.-generic boner-drug trial. Read more
Friendly reminder that it’s important to plantain your composure when you’re on the court. Read more
Perfect scene of life in Rome, like it was directed by Felini. Read more
Rafael Nadal was thankful the cat got off the clay before he had to beat it. Read more
If you consider that overhead a smash, who’s the real pussy here? Read more
if I know anything about Gaines, he’ll bounce back. He’ll put out some albums more true to his roots and marry Trisha Yearwood. Read more
That might be the best RKO out of nowhere I’ve never seen. Read more
“possession of class A drugs” Based on the video, I’m guessing it wasn’t speed. Read more
wait, the Giants outfielder is named ‘Perry Meth’?
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I wrote an eerily similar subplot in my sci-fi book, only it was 2054 and a 77 year-old Pat Burrell broke the home run record at Shea-4chan Stadium 2.0 only to have it devoured by a Decepticon chilling in one of the chop shops as he was about to put 14,000 Mets fans out of their misery. Read more
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Barry Bonds’ scientific name is Cephalomegalodon. Read more