Considering that there’s a Chik-Fil-A on Clemson’s campus, and that was a known deciding factor for one of the recruits, this maybe Trump’s best work since that time he outswam Fred Trump’s other sperms. Read more

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather. Read more

Donald Trump does lie constantly, consistently, at every opportunity. Read more

Imagine getting an invite to the White House and being served the same food you can get delivered to your dorm. Read more

The [1985] 49ers lost, 17-16. These [2019] snowballs didn’t affect the game, at least. Read more

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.
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I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games. Read more

This article only briefly mentions the 16-0 Yale team from 1894 and focuses on the 1897 Penn team that went 15-0?  Pssh.  Recency bias. Read more

You can tell Captain D. Weeks was the maverick of the team because he was the only one willing to brazenly part his hair to one side instead of dead down the middle. Read more

I’d set the line at Clemson-96. It would be higher, but too many Penn players would be dead to continue the game. Read more

That was clearly a block, or better yet a no call. The defender flopped after the offensive player avoided direct contact. That’s the exact way the NCAA wants that called to reward the offensive player. Read more

Great call. He clearly shifts his weight to his left at the last second to initiate contact with the offensive player.  Read more

The call was probably right, but you cannot give a T out that quickly in that close of a game. Read more

Nova fan/alumnus here. All credit in the world to the Quakers for their victory last night. It was well-earned, and Congratulations. God willing, I hope we’ll get a chance to avenge our loss to you in March. Read more

Almost 30 years ago to the day, during my freshman year, Penn beat 17th-ranked Villanova at the Palestra. It was incredible. We rushed the floor then, too. But I wouldn’t be shocked if ‘Nova led the series 28-2 over that time period. Read more

I moved to Philly to over the summer for my partner who started grad school at Penn. I also don’t particularly like basketball, but nonetheless I found myself at this game last night. The Palestra was absolutely rocking, and despite my all around disinterestedness, it was a lot of fun to watch Penn beat a team that it… Read more

I think you meant a migraiine and diiarrhea Read more

Imagine how many there’d be if they had actually made the second half of the game instead of making you sit through a slide show telling you what you’d have done if they had gotten around to it. Read more

The U23 men will race 8.300m: one lap of 1000m, four laps of 1500m and a final lap of 1300m. Read more