@Clarence Rosario: Yes, I did see that! Still waiting for his woodshedding. Read more

@theballadofrickeyfoggie: Why does "the most popular sport in the world" need new fans? Your game is pretty fragile if this is all it takes to ruin it. Read more

@winterconditions: Of course, they didn't ban them. The novelty wore off and they went away. Read more

@SpeedyGonzalas i7: Excellent analogies. Good job. Read more

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Um. In my face? Read more

@DrunkMike: Thank you for explaining sports to me. Much appreciated. Read more

@PickleMatrixSolver: Simple. HEAD ON A SWIVEL! Read more

@BreakfastBourbon: You are correct. See update. Read more

@Chris Fenton: You don't have to play any organized team sports to know that there are other ways to communicate besides yelling. Read more

@Uncle Turdbomb: Actually, I re-watched it several times and it looks like only about three people saw what really happened. The puck disappeared under the padding in the back of the net. Even Leighton wasn't sure where it went. Read more

Why does Gary Bettman even bother? Every year, every city, his appearance brings nothing but scorn. Read more

@Uncle Turdbomb: No, you're right. I'm sure everyone else was listening to the game on the radio. Read more

@kishan.ut: Well, if the Big 12 dies (with their automatic bid) I assume all bets are off. But who knows what the contract says? Read more

@thewhizzonator: ....... Read more

@Scott Alexander Gabriel Reiss: Agreed. That's why Selig shouldn't intervene to change the record books either. Read more

@Billy Clyde Puckett: You are dumb. Read more

@Samer Ocho Cinco: Even if your interpretation were correct (which it isn't) what does that have to do with being a Tiger fan? Read more

@Samer Ocho Cinco: Umm .... okay? Read more

@BuDaMan: Relax. No one is defending the pork chop. Read more

Here's a safe one to get you started: Rajon Rondo allegedly has a 6'10" wingspan, even though he's 6'1" tall without shoes. Freak of nature or Human Arm Growth Hormone? Read more