awesome story. I always wanted to fly as a kid, and due to medical conditions, when I was 18 I was told that I'd never be able to fly for the military. Really sucks. Read more

I got halfway through before I realized I should maybe get some work done today. But I don't waaaannnnaaaa... great article :D Read more

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here Read more

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way] Read more

"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured Read more

Damn! Beat me to it! Read more

Let the bodies hit the floor.

I apologize for all of the emergency room visits I caused that night, especially the man having a seizure at 54 seconds in. Read more

You can win with a mediocre-to-average QB Read more

Excellent strategy in man defense. Read more

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle. Read more

Always highlight truthers. Read more

That entire comment section is a goddamn murderer's row. Read more

A.) It was a kick, shut up. Read more

No, it's not surprising. James Harden kicked him in the balls, that is worse than anything anyone else did in that game. Read more

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots. Read more

"The above GIF features one of the 400 or so best basketball players in a world ..." Read more

You want challenging? Try landing the fucking plane in Top Gun for the NES. Fucking Impossible (unless you are the Nintendo Nerd and have the Power Glove~!)

"Hey kids, who wants to see James Harden?" Read more