“How do you overthrow a dictator? You cut off her resources.” Read more

I am just old enough to remember when even having call waiting was a bit of a luxury item because it cost extra. Yeah, it doesn’t mean anything now. Read more

Do the kids even do three-way call attacks anymore?!? Read more

I never ate lunch in the cafeteria except for once or twice but our high school didn’t make you stay there, so I mostly was in the drama hallway. Also, our school was overcrowded so we all probably wouldn’t fit anyway. Read more

OK, comparing the mall to wild animals totally holds up, right? Read more

Full confession: I was briefly a mathlete for extra credit. Everyone contain their surprise at that one. Read more

I hung out with the drama kids during lunch even though I wasn’t in drama. Read more

Love the idea that you can’t like your friends ex is a rule of feminism. That cafeteria scene will never get old. Read more

“Girl world had a lot of rules.” Gets me every time. Read more

I am delayed due to living on the West Coast, and I’m really pissed about it! Anyway, because delays are dumb, I’m just catching up now via Netflix. Read more

Dammit, he wants me to listen to you. Read more

Me: Hey, this commenter said a nice thing about you.
Husband: Give them a star.
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If calories don’t count, cafe con leche from a counter in Miami. But otherwise, an Aussie long black.   Read more

Of course! I have no concept of this anxiety people have over it. Doing things by yourself is fun! Read more

If it helps at all, I totally made the first move on my husband. Can you believe he might have never gotten around to talking to me?!? Read more

The women stand by their takes. Read more

Depends on how much you paid for the degree. Read more

Mike Webster’s Hall of Fame induction speech makes me cry and then I feel horrible for days afterward. But that’s also why I think everyone, especially anyone who loves football, should have to watch it Read more

It’s LA. It’s always OK to honk the car horn. Read more