Me when Seth Meyers gave thanks to the women 😐 Read more

This joke is only funny if it ends with Amy Poehler storming the stage and taking over hosting duties. Read more

How fast can we get to the Oprah part. I am OK with cutting right to Oprah getting her award and just letting her talk for the rest of the show. Read more

“Was that to easy? To Kevin Spacey?!?” sounds like an ad lib, but it finally got me to laugh. Read more

We’d love to talk to you! On or off the record. You can find me at [email protected]. Read more

Would your brother be willing to talk? On or off the record. You can find me at [email protected]. Read more

Editor’s Note: A previous version of this post used the phrase confirmed bachelor; we removed it after a reader pointed out it has charged history. Read more

Fixed it. Read more

Damn. That is a truly harrowing point. Read more

Let it be known the first comment on this thread is, indeed, horrible. It exists only to prove the point of the blog. But I’m leaving it up because this reply is an excellent reply. Thank you for it. Read more

Visiting one of my best friends! A good time was had by all. Read more

Yes! I am monitoring the comments as best I can but please flag me to any that I might miss: [email protected]. Read more

Thank you so much for sharing this with us. Read more

I’m so sorry to hear that, but thank you for sharing it. Read more

Maybe! I’m going off of how ESPN described the document (it seems from their report that they got a copy). But that’s all the information I have, and they say to be as specific possible so that’s what I’m going for. If it doesn’t work, well, we can always try again. Read more

Dammit! But thank you for the catch. I fixed it. Read more

Wow, I am so judging hot boy for going to Northwestern. That is my final thought. Read more

Of course Regina George played lacrosse. Read more

You know, I have mixed feelings about how these movies always end with getting a guy. Read more

OMG WE ALL GET A PIECE OF THE CROWN LET’S ALL HUG AND CRY NOW!!!! Read more