Do you think anyone wants a round house kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Fagetahboutit... Read more

EXECUTIVE Read more

"They're going to watch you explode" Read more

The Adidas site claims that this is a first for jerseys: short sleeves.

These uniforms are a pretty major fashion don't. Read more

Bill Hicks is the man Read more

The moral of the story is, as always, that marketing people are somewhere between plague rats and Pol Pot on the usefulness-to-humanity scale. Read more

Those striped warm-ups are dope. These outfits are a joke. Read more

If they're trying to make a camo-styled jersey, look at the Toronto Raptors. They used the same camo pattern as our military as a tribute to the troops.

The First Letter is from my Middle School Principle, Small World. Considering how much time I spent in his office, I never knew he was such a UCLA fan. Read more

Those are by far the worst I've seen so far. Eye-searing Fashion Don'ts. Read more

That marketing copy reads like someone raised on Mad Men. Insanely corny Read more

I actually think these look great. Read more

More like Sha-Zu-Bazz Muhammad, amiright? Read more

Wow, they are god awful. It looks like the sort of thing an action figure superhero basket ball player would wear. They look like toys as appose to real players. Read more

These guys seem to like it

Notre Dame's uniforms are especially bad because of the Day-Glo green, which isn't even tangentially related to their school colors. Read more

Dear Dan Guerrero: Read more

...and now everyone is talking about Adidas. They win. Read more