Yea, I mean I thought that was a charge all the way but his feet might have been inside the arc. Read more

That is a hat. Read more

It's at least a lifetime ban. Read more

If you're arguing that the keeper raising his studs three feet into the air three yards before the forward gets to the ball while the ball is on the ground is "bang bang," sure. We can have that debate. But we both know how that's going to go. Read more

That's not bang bang, man. Read more

Yea but this cover ain't for you, homie. Read more

I'm no baseballer, but I'm pretty sure that's Justin Verlander, and I'm pretty sure that's a tiger-striped zubaz tie. Read more

Full disclosure: I've never actually punted a football. I assume I'd be surprisingly bad, though. Read more

lol, this fucking hipster Read more

The freedom, no question. I can write about almost literally whatever I want, and because we're online, I'm not constrained by length or anything. I don't really have too many complaints, although Burneko sucks. Read more

Raysism sold out. Read more

Man, the coolest thing I've noticed since working here is that the line is more blurred than people want to admit. I worked at newspapers before here, went to school for longform, and at one point I considered "blogger" a pejorative. But here, we all report when something warrants it, we all research, and we all do… Read more

Man, I can't look past Brazil. I kinda think they're going to walk it. We'll have more on that anon, though. Read more

1. Yea, but I actually have a real hatred of puns that goes back to childhood, maybe, and the Writer Formerly Known As Raysism is cornier than fuck. Read more

I'm a tank, just loud. Read more

Billy Haisley as the world's foremost MLS haterer is a narrative I don't really understand but promote at every opportunity. Read more

the bell curve. Read more

Ross is amazing to me. I think he's legitimately good and he's all every playlist I have, but it's fascinating to watch him create and navigate this completely false persona and backstory. It's like watching a cartoon. Read more

yes. Read more

Billy. Read more