name someone else they have Read more

no anchor in the whole, entire, motherfucking world plays five yards behind the striker, but keep on keeping on. Read more

ride this one until the wheels roll off, mesut. Read more

we're in agreement, mesut. Read more

just you Read more

for those who don't know, ball handles is is actually, literally kyle wagner. Read more

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he was miserable against ghana, and jermaine jones has been an absolute beast, but if varela misses that header, no one's talking about bradley this morning. Read more

respectfully, nope. bradley wasn't "repeatedly" dispossessed. he actually didn't turn the ball over off a pass once (i checked whoscored to make sure), and outside of that last turnover, which was horrible and tragic, i don't really remember anyone taking the ball off of him. but, you know, carry on anyway. Read more

nah, disagree. if you look at the video, usmnt were fine in the back, and would've been able to handle just about everything that came in. sometimes, all you can really do is shrug. Read more

too sad to watch Read more

almost definitely both Read more

looooooool 5-0 SIT DOWN AND FERME LA BOUCHE Read more

nothing would make me happier, but i wouldn't even be a little surprised if müller were to score nine goals by like the quarterfinal Read more

since it's friday and i like you: i just grew up with a lot of european coaches, and i had a lot of english teammates during my formative years, so it stuck. i refuse to apologize for it. Read more

respectful, mesut, you nor max read wield influence on screamer dot deadspin dot com Read more

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people like goals, so we're going to keep doing goal highlights, but don't be shy to send us pitches if you'd like to be part of the revamping process you speak of. tips at deadspin dot com. look forward to hearing from you! Read more

france is my number 1 team, man. don't quite believe them yet, though. Read more