I hate you. Read more

yea, saw that when pearce tweeted it. insane. Read more

don't know who decided deadspin dot com was the depository for bestiality posts, but thank you. Read more

#levels Read more

we can be the cheese, unless you want to be. Read more

no. Read more

what's mls Read more

actually my editor's decision, but Read more

relegation, then. Read more

The funnest Read more

Ah typo, good catch. Will try to change now. The rest of that statement, however, is accurate. Read more

the official deadspin stance is that there's nothing really rational about hating a group of men or women you've never met before. Read more

I hope so. A bunch of college teammates from Newcastle. I fuck with those boys. But my duty is to you, dear reader, and to Truth. That said, Howay Read more

yea, I just made a typo last night, and came back this morning. my bad. also not high, fwiw Read more

they have so many black people. Read more

coming in hawt Read more

#levels Read more

no Read more

because rooney's a beast? Read more

I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww dammit. Read more