this is good kinja Read more

This is an objectively beautiful goal. If you don't know see that, then you're, blind, stupid, or an alien who is attempting to colonize Planet Earth. If you are an alien, you're not fooling anyone because you chose the SUCKIEST NAME EVER as your alias. Your name sucks. Suck-ass name. Read more

Actually, it is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internati… Read more

Before we continue, you need to know that you're in the wrong and this conversation is not going to go the way you think it will and that your name sucks. Read more

yea that's illegal in most countries Read more

When you hear writers say things like, "I hate commenters," know that every single one of them is talking about you. Also, your name sucks. Read more

What high school did you go to, hombre? Read more

Nah, I've watched a lot of fucking soccer and Roma are good. Read more

another good vine Read more

this is a good vine, meagan Read more

this vine is you Read more

i was going to ban you, and i still might, but you should read this before i do http://jezebel.com/from-miasma-to… Read more

preach Read more

a) that's clearly not the same dog Read more

this is good kinja Read more

*pats you on head* guess who's getting blocked? that's right, baby. you are. yes you are! yes you are! Read more

tl;dr Read more

i'm black, as was almost every single person i interviewed. Read more

honestly, because that's weird Read more

stopped believing you when i read "4 star hotel in Rhode Island." Read more