This is deep. Read more

YOU HAVEN'T FLED YET? Read more

Oh, I bet you know how this happens. Read more

Actually, I'm at least mediocre. Read more

Pierre, relax. It says right in the cool headline the revolution is on hold. There's still time to get out. Read more

Or sheriff. Read more

No, this suffices just fine. Read more

I just want to say that I can't stop giggling at the idea of Sheriff John saying what the people need to hear after throwing back a couple too many shots of whiskey. Read more

Get the fuck out of here, trash person with the blurry avi. Read more

Actually, the blog is fine. Read more

This is stupid. It's really not deep. I didn't ask him a question he was never going to answer because I didn't care all that much. If you read that profile on this website and think someone's trying to protect Jones, you either don't read Deadspin or don't read well. Read more

I'm going to block you, because you're stupid, but I'm also going to star your comment, because I want everyone to know you're stupid. Read more

Nope. I adored him, and I wasn't scammed. Read more

jesus, man. Read more

Understandable, but since I only spent a short time in Albuquerque, I made sure to ask a bunch of locals about what it was like. That's what I got. Read more

This makes my chest hurt. Read more

Stefan Struve is seven feet tall and hasn't won in two years, you sad, sad joke of a man. Read more

I disagree. I'm sure there was a lot of adrenaline on both sides, but the key with Jones is just that he can keep a higher pace than anyone else. You can argue that Gustafsson and Belfort are the only other two guys to really give Jones problems, but both of them began to lag after the third round, while Jones was… Read more

respectfully, keyboard warriors who can't enjoy when a person jumps high enough to place his head on a 10-foot-high rim while two-handedly yamming a ball on someone's ancestors are just a little less worthy of the gift of life. Read more

You're reading an article I got paid to write on a website I get to paid to work for. And I know your feet stink, too, so don't even try to tell me they don't. Read more