Jezebel and i09. Gawker, too, for their Deadspin aggregation. Read more

I’m sorry, are you lost? Read more

Samer’s throwing paper towels in the toilet. Read more

The one covered with the cinnamon and sugar instead of the glaze is that fire. Read more

Bang Young Thug now. Pusha T and new ASAP Rocky dropping soon. Yeezy Season approaches. Read more

Yea I’m dope and people fuck with me Read more

Laid Read more

Jack Black is trash. Read more

Samer no question Read more

My parents have two schnauzers whom I love very much. I go home next weekend for a wedding, and I’ve scheduled my traveling so I get a few hours of schnauzer time each way. Read more

I’d be pissed for like a couple hours then look at my bank account and be chill. I would also never, ever work again. Read more

Late to get up and late to bed. I have crazy periods when I’m writing a longer piece when I’m basically working through the night a few times a week and sort of sleep a few hours when I can, but I level out once the blog is up. Read more

If he’s cool with doing good blogs and having Billy disagree with everything he says no matter what, we’ll have him. Read more

“somehow” Read more

i’m crying Read more

I’m adding this take to the list. Read more

Dear AkronKing79, Read more

Premier League is NBC Sports, but I guess I take your point that Fox Soccer is the same as Fox News, or something, and so I should work for Fox Soccer because I root for one team. That’s the point you’re making, no? Also: would you consider this a good point if it were made by someone else? Read more