Potbelly till my dick’s in the dirt Read more

Yes Read more

Ben, because he’s black. Read more

Barry said 3,000 people watch True Detective and that TV is bad so probably that. Read more

I understand and support him leaving, but my fingers have been and will be crossed Read more

I saw that motherfucker like two weeks ago. Read more

Our roof is hilarious, but my favorite thing is that now we own little office with just Deadspin people, and so it’s comforting. We laugh and bullshit out loud more. There’s a couch and a rug. Read more

I have the best job of anyone I know, and so I’m always kind of looking over my shoulder for someone to be like, “Yea this was a mistake, you aren’t supposed to be here, go write for Buzzfeed.” Read more

Me and it’s probably not close. Read more

Yea Read more

Politics ahead of the upcoming election, since many of us are interested Read more

He’s a bully, so outside of calling us liars to sucker journalists and then not suing, he has been quiet Read more

I think Ronda is the most dominant athlete in the world right now. Serena has been nearly as dominant over a hilariously long period of time, but she has lost some matches, and has almost lost some others. Read more

Philip Rivers Read more

Yea Read more

Gimme Ben, because he’s black. Read more

No. And no. Read more

woosh Read more

Unbiased journalism is a myth sallied about when dense or dishonest people take exception to their own biases aren’t being catered to. And anyway, I wrote the most about Arsenal because they’re, objectively, the best. Read more

Because I hate black people. Read more