I just moved to a new spot in Brooklyn and have central air, a dishwasher, and washer dryer, and pay hundreds less than I have anywhere in the city before. I will die here. Read more

I’ve seen Big Sean a couple of times and he’s never not been the lowlight of the whole show. I saw him on stage last winter with like Kanye, Pusha, 2 Chainz, and Travis Scott all out there at the same time and it was bleak as hell. I didn’t even know he was out there. Read more

Rob and Puja are The Concourse editors. Leslie is almost exclusively at The C. Bert, Drew, and I spend a lot of our time there. Barry, who is very, very sports, dropped a movie review like yesterday. Read more

Don’t tell me what to do, ever again, so long as you live, motherfucker; the dumbest complaint is actually “hurrrrr stick to sports hurrrrrr” Read more

His lie was pretty harmless, imo. Boys lie about who they’re fucking every day. Te’o was a media story. Read more

Wet socks Read more

Me Read more

Most commenters are fine. Some are good, and some trash. I like the good ones, but I hate few things more than trash commenters, here or anywhere I’m reading. Read more

What really Read more

lol you’re wack as hell breh Read more

Empanadas are better and it’s not close but don’t tell anyone. Read more

Mckenna’s my king and my God. Read more

Give me a javelin and a bike and I’ll live forever Read more

Burneko is the funniest and best person, so him. I could see Rob getting up there and ripping shit, though. Read more

Draper is a troll and bullshit, but Samer’s fandom and lack of the Ethics when it comes to anything about the Patriots and Gronk makes St. Louis Cardinals fans seem chill and righteous Read more

What do you mean by “recently”? The Concourse, which is our site explicitly dedicated to writing about things that aren’t sports, is a year and a half old. It’s got its own dedicated editors, and everyone at Deadspin contributes to it. Where you been, homie? Read more

Drapes ast the moment, but he’s had the weakest schedule thus far and he is also bullshit, so he’ll fall off Read more

A few of us already don’t watch it. The people who do (Samer, Drew, Barry, Kyle, Leslie) also happen to be the worst people on staff. Read more

Oh so one of us invited you here, then? Read more

Nah. Read more