We’re talking an extra like 100k a year and I don’t even have to set an alarm? And it can be anyone I want? I don’t even see the question here. Read more

I’ve actually competed and I was very bad but I still gotta be better than most of these nerds Read more

He is a penis and the worst, most bigoted person to ever work at Gawker Media, probably, and I will never acknowledge him as one of my own, because he was forced out of the paint after like a month for being bad and bigoted. Read more

This is a misguided comment. Here’s why: Read more

No. Read more

Hamilton writes for us all the time. This right here http://deadspin.com/there-are-leve… is my shit boy Read more

I’m drinking (Ri)1 all weekend. Prob gonna put it in tea and whatnot Read more

Arsenal will finish second or third. Read more

Nah man that’s not how it spreads cmon Read more

Drew. Read more

He doesn’t have to do either, but if he is serious about doing anything but profiting from the same white privilege he is aware of and shoots down in his bad, pandering songs, his refusal to wallow in it one way or another would be a good start. Read more

Yea that boy versatile Read more

Going out with high school and college homies. We’ll dance; it’ll be fun. Read more

It’s Charmanders and it’s everybody else and I think we’re all Charmanders here if you catch my drift breh Read more

Your first question is inaccurate and you probably need more guides if we’re all speaking in good faith here Read more

All of it Read more

All of it Read more

Your mother just shared me on Facebook thooooo Read more

Alan, am I on opiates or is The Leftovers the best show on television right now? Read more

Nah do your thing baby Read more