We've been over this.

Mike Ditka is a nasty, miserable, old man, who is paid by ESPN to talk about football in part because he is nasty…

It's getting real out here, man. Yesterday, we saw NFL player Antonio Brown jump kick a punter, and it was fucking…

Probably.

This may not be news to you, but Italian soccer star Mario Balotelli, who is the funnest, is back in England after…

Heh.

This is Steve Harper, a 39-year-old goalkeeper in his first season for Hull City after being a fixture on the…

Earlier today, celebrated thinkpiece writer Hamilton Nolan made some sounds over on middling Deadspin aggregator…

The Champions League group stage draw was today after the tournament's playoff stage wrapped up yesterday. This is…

This is remarkably bad copping.

Woohoo, soccer people. We're back.

The United States of America is not for black people. We know this, and then we put it out of our minds, and then…

"Hey pussy, are you still there?"

Multiple outlets are reporting today that Landon Donovan will retire from soccer at the end of the MLS season. This…

ESPN has just announced that it has hired Amy DuBois Barnett as executive editor of its new Jason Whitlock-led…

This is Argentina and Paris Saint-Germain player Ezequiel Lavezzi. According to one soccer reporter, Tancredi…

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was at the Pro Football Hall of Fame today in Canton, Ohio, in his first public…