He turned down an assistant coaching job with the Bulls to do this instead. I didn't realize he'd already guest-analyzed for CSNNE, though. Read more

True. Other fans don't understand how lucky they are to have team owners who have, you know, money. It turns out money helps when you own a baseball team. Read more

The worst owner in sports is James Dolan, bar none. The Maloofs are not in his demonic autocrat orbit. Read more

Yeah, that's not even a joke. Might as well have just held up a sign that said "ESPN." Read more

Oh, they're ranked 20 in the FCS, but I meant to take it out, and will do so now. Read more

"Movementarian." Nice. Read more

Thanks IMG. I swear, if Shooty Babitt gets elected president, I'm moving to Canada. Read more

I...think. Read more

Good point. Fixed. Read more

I think they get quiet before then. Read more

haha, my liberal agenda. FIRE SHOOTY BABITT Read more

And before you say "merry" or "cheerful," watch the video for context. That'd make no sense. Read more

I was worried you meant another website had done a similar round-up first, and in looking, ended up here. So thanks. Read more

Also this. Read more

made me laugh Read more

I don't know what this is a call back to, but I have a feeling I'd really like it. Read more

Whoops! Misread this. Will correct, thanks. Read more

Might have to buy the book! Read more

Starting all my posts from now on with, "Even though I feel I'm beyond the highest caliber of men..." Read more

Interesting. Read more