This week's dong roundup is dedicated to Colin, because he sent us the crescent roll dong and, indeed, proved that…
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Why did Lance Armstrong's decision to stop fighting doping allegations—and thereby consent to being stripped of his…
As far as misnomers (and geography), the "Big East" is approaching Utah Jazz territory. Read more
There was an actual tie yesterday at the Travers Stakes. Golden Ticket and Alpha finished in a dead heat, so nobody…
During NFL training camp season, Sports Illustrated senior writer Peter King has trundled from site to site on a bus…
First off—sorry for the hiatus, we like to dedicate our full attention to the unintentional dong round up, and what…
Yesterday Sean headed off the typical pile-on after an athlete misstep by contextualizing Ryan Lochte as, rather…
The New York Daily News features a screamer of a headline this morning: "Adrian Gonzalez off the hook as NY Mets'…
CBS Sports reports that Gregg "Kill The Head" Williams is headed off to "the remote villages of rural Northern…
Yesterday we lauded San Diego State's Rocky Long for potentially eschewing the kick (field goals or punts) in…
The Olympic events that time forgot, including women's frippery and raking on horseback. Read more
Field goals—fuck 'em, right? They've been called "an anachronistic holdover from the game's rugby origins" in this…
The closing ceremonies kick off this afternoon at 4 p.m. EST. But why wait (*checks watch*) five minutes to see what…
During the swim portion of the inaugural New York City Ironman Triathlon, which began 7 a.m. Saturday morning, a…
"Sure, God made the universe," Jake Mooney noted in this space back before the Olympics started, "but can he coach…
That's how it works, right? Going into the third, Team USA is up one and looking vulnerable. If you can tear your…
At the half, Team USA is only up one against Spain in the gold medal game. ¡Que malo! Read more