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Jane-Claire Quigley
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Man. Nothing like a red carpet round up to really highlight all the weird stances women have to do in publicity situations. Read more

My brother just had a son. This made me choke up a bit in a strange secondhand kind of a way. Read more

Clearly, the men's section is for ladies to buy for the uninterested men in their lives. Read more

Really? Man! I literally didn't stand up all day the other day because I knew as soon as I did my underpants would fall to the floor. All day. I kept thinking, "Goddammit, I forgot these are pants-underwear not dress-underwear." I should, like, DEFINITELY throw those away. Yet. Read more

Wait, really? I thought it was, like, a common thing to never, ever, ever throw away underwear. It's common among my girl friends and me, anyway. I've got really tiny cotton underpants from the 6th grade. I never wear them, of course, but every time I'm about to throw them away part of me is just like "Wait! But what Read more

Also, the "Oh gosh" here is so out of place! You're going to compliment a stranger on her mammary glands but heaven forfend you write the word "God." Read more

This is the same artist who sold milk that had been "purified by the gargling of rich, beautiful, white girls."
He also made an entire human man out of dead animal parts, but that's a little less relevant here. Read more