I just want to say, I think "Me and My Shadow" might have been a nice accompaniment. Read more

TARA YOU MAGNIFICENT GENIUS Read more

Yes! Keep an eye on Grindr! Read more

His abusive relationship with black and grizzly bears. Read more

Hold up. Fuck this guy. That bear shoulda slapped the shit out of that toolbox. Read more

Bad take. Read more

So right now many of us in the Gawker office are sitting around with beers and whiskey and sharing fun stories and hypotheticals about, like, butts and Peter Pan and cousin-fucking and stuff and Tommy has his hoodie as taut as possible and is hunched over the computer and he's just the grumpiest motherfucker. Read more

There's also a Gizmodo camera the lens cap of which Tommy rubbed on his balls. Read more

This one is the best one. Read more

Each other or the Kool-Aid guy. Read more

Story behind the story: he wasn't shaving. He was trimming. I regret the error. Read more

One time, Tommy cut open his scrotum when shaving it. And then he told everyone. Read more

Today we had free tacos for lunch in the office and Tommy came back with a plate of rice. Fuck this guy. Read more

I genuinely don't understand the argument here. Read more

How do you think they settled on the title of this show? Read more

Is it really "whaled" and not "wailed"? Read more

Pandas shit prodigiously. Read more

I am just so goddamn charmed by this whole thing. Read more

Iron Man is not that chill, either. Read more

Batman is not a super hero. Batman is a rich guy with a really weird hobby. Read more