jessefarrar
Jesse Farrar
jessefarrar

I drank two cases of it in relatively short succession and now the thought of it makes me gag. It was great for a quick minute though. Read more

Whoa, kind of super on board with Baked Brat Ring. Read more

That’s what makes the world go round, I reckon! Read more

Yes! They had a whole movie!

If you’re comfortable with gravy touching your corn flakes, and what the consequences of that decision would be, then honestly there is no stopping you. Read more

This is what I’m saying. People are sleeping on the cereal thing. It’s like breakfast in a bag. If y’all think it’s normal then go make the bitch! I don’t care! Read more

This is not a frittata. I don’t know how you got that this is a frittata, but it is not one. Sorry. Read more

Why would you put articles in quotation marks? It’s clearly an article. Read more

Why eat sauerkraut when you could have, like, forty eggs instead? Read more

That sounds like a Pinterest thing. Is that a Pinterest thing? Read more

I firmly believe that the best jokes are the ones that 1 or 2 people, at most, will understand. Read more

One Weird Trick To Improve Booze Blog Pageviews — See Why Writers Hate Him! Read more

Like you, I’m curious where the Rangpur would stack up here. It’s a deliberate attempt to curate a more singular flavor than most popular gins, and since I am generally putting citrus in my gin anyway, it saves a step. Read more

There is one passionate makeout scene that goes nowhere, a fully clothed save for a male butt scene with multiple positions, and something I would describe as heavy petting is on camera for about 3 seconds. Read more