Correction. It was a terrible pun. Read more

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances. Read more

If it makes you feel any better, if you were on fire I would piss all over you. Read more

Let's see what a country is really like when Congress is actually allowed to abridge the freedom of speech of its constituents. Read more

My thoughts exactly. I sort of half agree with Kluwe is saying (with the understanding that his account is not automatically fact, and I'm a little disgusted how automatically some people are believing it). Read more

lol +1 Read more

I'm not denying anyone's rights! Ray Guy was left-footed, in fact. Read more

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS. Read more

There is a "Widespread Panic - Sold Out Shows 1999-2006" banner hanging in Philips Arena. Read more

I concur. There are only 2.5 reasons a billionaire would buy a sports franchise (and neither is straight profit): (i) tax deductions, (ii.a) excitement & (iib) prestige (b/c let's face it, when you reach that stratosphere there's very little aside from entering politics that will give you a rush). Read more

Finally!!!! I have been waiting for the return of NBA Shit list! What a way to return with Kendrick freaking Perkins! We defenitley need have more regular updates? There's a ton of players that need to be added. Read more

This is the best thing I've read on Deadspin this week. I wish someone would dig a little deeper on Clay Bennett, but I seriously appreciate the minute you took to examine what we prioritize as sports fans. Good stuff. Read more

He's not good enough to justify that degree of consideration. Read more

Yeah, there's a huge difference between "this non-championship-contender team's current salary prevents us from signing any further players while simultaneously keeping us from truly bottoming out and getting good draft picks" (Toronto) and "Our team just went to the NBA finals and lost three of their four losses by… Read more

♪♫ Seven blo-own saves, Read more

This is definitely photoshopped. It would be so unlike Papelbon to not have the L. Read more

Lets put it this way — Dick Vitale's never gone back. Read more

Oh man, haha, here's my Dick Vitale impression: Read more

Fantasy Football Update: Johnson's totals have been increased by three yards on three receipts. Read more