We covered that myth last week, actually: http://foodspin.deadspin.com/the-month-with…. Read more

Drynuary and year-round moderation are not mutually exclusive. Read more

A: the asshole with the most singles left in his wallet at the end of the night Read more

I Got Worms (From Eating This) Read more

Kelso out of Clinton Hill Brooklyn! Great Pilsner.

Dubrue is a great one out of Duluth, MN that seems to be missing. Awesome India Black Ale: http://www.dubrue.com/beers.

I get the feeling that Bitchy Boss's bitchiness and stress are independent of Drynuary. Sounds like he'd binge after a successful ATM transaction. Read more

Yep, I think the qualifier is "recreational use". Read more

McClure's makes a decent mix if you are feeling super lazy, although naturally it's pretty pickle-y. Rick's Picks spicy green beans are my substitute for celery: adds flavor and acts as a stirrer. Read more

Weird that non-brands like "Prosecco" and "Champagne" are included. Read more

I'd perhaps allow it — with a rinse and subsequent spit — but agree that you're probably not enough of a masochist to attempt that. Read more

Islanders game avoided due to the "blizzard" last night. So, ironically, Drynuary starts off with less self-torture than normal. Read more