I was probably in 5th grade, playing some level of peewee football in Texas. We'd just gotten trounced by another opponent, and our coach — a former Marine colonel — gathered us in the end zone for our post-game berating. Read more

Actually, I stand corrected: http://beerunion.com/kelso-cans/ Read more

Man, a ton of my favorites on here — Lagunitas, Left Hand, Firestone Walker (discovered last weekend), Sixpoint and Victory — but just missing Kelso. Which you can only get on tap anyway, I believe, so can't really fault you there. Read more

It's on there. Attached to Rye. Read more

They misspelled Old Potrero? Unforgivable. Read more

Nick hoisting the first Stanley Cup won by a European captain. On Sid's ice, no less.

Darren McCarty v. Claude Lemieux

The surprising thing in all of this is how a guy with two full sleeves allows some prison-grade tattoo artist to put that monstrosity on him. Shop minimum is $80? Where, Panama City? Read more

can't beleeve this TBS sux Barkley clearly biast against idiots! Read more

"That is the grade level the person was writing at." Read more

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Six Point also comes exclusively in cans for retail, but since it's from Brooklyn you probably avoided mentioning it out of spite. Read more

No, I edited my response to denote that I'd included it in the wrong thread. My response, that is. Read more

"Sorry, about the #helicopterdick. Honest mistake."

"Sorry about the #helicockter hashtag." Read more

(wrong thread) Read more

I can attest that Fitger's beers are awesome, as is Dubrue's India Dark Ale. But where's Grain Belt?!?!? Read more

From good lay to bad lie. Read more

It is probably something you don't really want to look at if you were planning on getting through the day without feeling queasy or generally disappointed in the current state of humanity. Read more

I've never seen something so offensive lack that much actual offense. Read more