Hate to say it, but if you're blocking the view of 40,000 fans in the middle of an inning, you're a huge dick. Read more

And what's wrong with Gaffel, anyway, if you are gonna pick a heathen foreign kolsch? Read more

Wait, what the fuck? After the stink I raised on the whole summer beer tip about kolsch, and you omit Captain Lawrence's in favor of a...a...foreign brand? Read more

I bet he has a lot of interesting stories about his ball landing in the rough. Read more

Toenail-biters are just showing off how limber they are. Read more

Oh, people can tell. Look for people on the subway making a McKayla Maroney face and chewing motion. Read more

For the love of Mike, where the heck is cheek chewing?!?!?!? Read more

My lone contact with Sierra Nevada — aside from drinking it since the late 80's — was having brunch at their brewery in Chico after camping overnight nearby. Came with a complimentary half pint of Pale Ale. Read more

Great. We all got diabetes just reading that. Read more

Look, I've been drinking Anchor Steam for 20+ years. I like it. But it's probably my least favorite of Anchor's beers. It probably belongs more in the category of "Your local brewery's flagship" because Anchor Liberty and California Lager exist. Read more

Since Anchor Liberty is one of my all-time favorite beers, I bristled at seeing Anchor Steam on this list. But I don't disagree that it belongs on this list. Read more

Wait, are we talking carnitas? Or al pastor? We need to know which one is 1a and which is 1b. Read more

Now, you guys do realize that with that much char on the husk you are doing more than just steaming them? Right? Read more

I suppose I can't blame you no-husk types for not being able to purchase decent corn. Now I get why you want to destroy your flavorless corn. Read more

I think everyone is reading too much into this. The Wings whiffed on their big free agency targets this summer (looking for a righty D), and they jettisoned guys like Bertuzzi and Alfie. They had to re-sign Quincey out of "desperation". Even if this is a gesture — remember, they brought McCarty back in 2008, and he… Read more

Anyone who makes the "change the mascot to a potato" joke on this topic is a cancer. A real tuber. Read more

Buy him a Brooklyn Lager at the Cyclones game, then laugh at him behind his back. Like, forever. Read more

"new here" lol Read more

Runaway Stain Read more

The Italian Cleanup Job Read more