Because they didn't. It was a joint CBS/Turner bid. CBS is unaffiliated with Turner. Read more

Yup, we're guilty too. Read more

You're not wrong, but it was this very site who called Peverley "The most Hockey dude ever" on Monday evening. Isn't this contributing to the "hockey tough" BS? Read more

There's an important distinction to be made between ranking and seeding. That bracket was not "Jolie Kerr's Personal Feelings On The Nature Of Dips," doll. Read more

As a Canadian, you should be concerned about not being an American. Read more

Von Tripp Read more

"Heart-stoppingly good." Read more

Except that the person who made the bracket was rooting for both Onion Dip and Queso. Loudly and often. SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE FIRED. Read more

I really, really want to thank you for not only doing this, but for the running columns throughout the month as kind of a nudge to the finish. I found myself looking forward to the new Drynuary column each week instead of looking forward to getting wasted on Friday. I got myself to the gym, quit smoking(!), and slept… Read more

And it's precisely that kind of earnestness that one gets to experience because of Drynuary! I'm over here just walking around all, like, hopeful and rested. "Hey," we say, making intentional eye contact with people, "how are you?" Read more

It is interesting the range of responses you get from people. I've been dry for like 45 days and I just lied and told people that I was having a medical thing and couldn't drink for awhile. Read more

The GF and I did Drynuary (we called it Janu-wagon, but whatever) and we feel so good, have lost a lot of weight, and have gotten so much done at home and at work we've re-upped for February. Just need a catchy name. Febu-bummer? Read more

Yo. I want to thank you guys—I joined you for Drynuary after happening upon the article in December. It just made sense. Also I had an emergency appendectomy a couple days before New Years so my post-surgery life was already going to be booze-free, at least for a minute. Read more

*High Five*

I made it, and I'm considering breaking in with a brew tonight at what's going to be a horribly uncomfortable "personal confessions" event at a coffee house or waiting until a brewery tour tomorrow afternoon. Beer or not, tonight could be brutal. Read more

In what godforsaken world do chicken breasts come in a can? Why would you eat a dip that requires you to first obtain chicken-spam? Read more

FUCK ALL OF YOU! 99.9% of voters of Buffalo Chik dip have never even eaten it. Stop pulling your pud on the idea of that dip and do the right thing for once and vote for Salsa. You are the reason we can't have nice things anymore. Read more

Look, it's not my job to tell you awful, awful people what to like and not like. But, fer chrissakes. Salsa is one of the jewels of humankind. And you morons are choosing derivative boneless Buffalo wing slop over it. That is a thing for you to think about. Read more

Or mistakenly (dear God I hope it's mistakenly) walked into an Applebee's Read more

Or a sorority rush event. Read more