I wish the site would let me comment about that one time I #### that #### and I snorted #### off her #### before the #### cops came in with that #### search warrant, right before I #### my #### all over her huge ####. Read more
Josh Zerkle
joshzerkle
SAY GOODBYE TO THESE MICHAEL! SPRING BREAK! WOOOO! Read more
My doctor is trying to ween me off the CONCACAF... Read more
If Mr Wizard had molested me as a child, I would have been okay with that. Read more
Our template is already resposible for 17 epileptic seizures. Read more
Why does he look so sleeeeepy? Read more
@Weed Against Speed: I think that's when your face is really smart. Read more
How much would I have to pay to rent out his nostrils for a night? Read more
The phrase "Ping Pong" was actually trademarked in 1901 (which is now owned by Parker Bros), and so as the young sport grew, other game manufacturers came to designate their product as "Table Tennis." Read more
"Stop! I am child that ascends your futile bounds of ridicule! Treasure me!" Read more
+1, Rob I. Seriously, people. Andrea does have an email address. Read more
Well, shouldn't the kid be wearing one of those gowns with the ass cut out? Read more
Children's Hospital? That kid doesn't look sick to me. Read more
Royce Gracie sucked ass: the San Antonio Spurs of MMA. Read more
Liddell is 36 and a horrible interview. If anything, this will make his inevitable upcoming slew of rematches a little more interesting. Read more
Ufford might have his own track and field team at this rate. Read more
Yeah. Read more
Alas: We've finally found a physical athletic advantage women might have over men, and those little crybaby shit-assed drivers that nobody would give an airborne fuck about were it not for the hotties on their circuit are all bitching about it. Figures. Read more