@Grimey: Greatesst. Avatar. Ever...STOP! Read more

@minibronco: Right there with ya, brah. But, it's a marathon. Not a...something. Read more

@becky: Yeah, I just looked back and saw that. What can I say? Other than, "You must be a huge nerd for spotting that." Read more

Someday I will learn how to format on this site...Someday... Read more

@chilltown: Just awesome. You're the front-runner for the gameball today. Read more

Those French do know domestic service... Read more

I thought that was really awesome until I realized they weren't fuckin'. Read more

If we knew all you people wanted to do was beat off, we would have planned this weekend a little bit differently... Read more

I fucking love that man....you know, when he's in town... Read more

Lady Andrea: you leave my father out of this... Read more

Bess Martin, Girl Detective heard the other day that Shaq was pretty tall. Read more

@twoeightnine: She traded down to get him. Read more

I think it's incredibly pathetic for a guy just to anonymously rip on a scholarship athlete who's doing the best he can. Read more

As a bonus, the fan got to mulch his yard for free. Read more

There is no Nibbles. Read more

Poop courtesy of Joe Paterno's pants. Read more

@Lizalicious: I went to see Furman play Presbyterian on Saturday night. I have no ill will toward that division. Read more

"...at least we didn't lose to a I-AA team." Read more

PSU is a lock for a postseason berth in the Bowel Championship Series. Read more

Which player had to change JoePa? Read more