was an obnoxious little fillip Read more

Tommy, you've numbered your "Things I think I thought I used to think about thinking" segment. It should properly be: Read more

Nonsense, that wouldn't allow the water polo player to hook up with the equestrian star. Have you no respect for the Olympic ideals? Read more

So maybe frog would have worked after all? Read more

The really surprising thing is finding a picture of the crowd without any Blackhawks fans in it. Read more

They brought their fuckin' toys with 'em!

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in." Read more

Props to the guy working the marathon trying to break up the hug. Read more

Some of these were just too close to call, but Raiders vs Lacrosse isn't even a competition. I live near Oakland and have travelled far and wide. Oakland Raider fans are their own unique bitchy group. There are fans who go to more extremes for their teams, but no one will attempt to kill you faster than a Raiders fan… Read more

We'd prefer to not have interns who make incorrect assumptions about people they don't know; journalism should be about curiosity, not conjuring up fictions and then projecting them on the world. Read more

You don't want to be shopping for caulk in Russia right now. "Where can I get some caulk?" is ten years hard labor. Read more

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3) Read more

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back. Read more

Sidney Crosby would tell you it doesn't really matter what the rooms look like when you're just gonna be sitting in the dark completely motionless anyway. Read more

The most unrealistic thing in that first clip is how the weight drops off as soon as the baby is born. Read more

Today had everything, the Goodie bag, Dennis from Yonkers. Mongos from Boston. Read more

Fixed an issue that made Sims disappear from the world when exiting the carpool on their way to work. Read more

I only feel like a sociopath now when I look back on how I played the game back in the day when the Sims kids never aged. They would go from baby to kid and stay that way forever, WTF. So I would somehow get them to die in a fire or starve to death or swim themselves to death in the pool....and one time I went all… Read more

Ghost Sims will now remain floating when returning from Boarding School. Read more

It just keeps going...and going...and going...and going like the last three minutes of an NBA game. Read more