You’re damn right I’m jealous. I would looooooooove to get paid $234,000 to talk shit to coaches and pump out a column every other day. Read more

I feel very badly for you that you cannot appreciate this video. I’m sorry. Read more

Yeah, nighttime games would be sweet. I assume the NFL would rather open up another television slot for football watching, instead of the game going head-to-head with a few other 1 p.m. games? Read more

That’d still be better than seeing a 40% strength and 40% effort Chelsea or Barca or whoever every couple of summers. Read more

Good Kinja. Read more

Via AP, here’s Gordie Howe (I dunno either) helping unveil the Sharks sweaters in 1991:

I’ll answer my own question! It was shot by a guy named Roy Inman. Read more

Wow, where is this from? I didn’t see any Getty or AP photos with the reverse shot, which is what I was really working for. Read more

People just parked wherever they damn well pleased. Read more

Two strange things happened with the reporting of the Nationals offer, which I wasn’t really able to delve into in the piece. Read more

Very little of anything you wrote here is true, but if you don’t like it here you’re more than welcome to comment anywhere else on the internet. Somehow, I don’t think we’ll miss you. Read more

No, it is impossible. Deadspin gets hundreds if not thousands of comments an hour. Even if I were to go through every recent post and read every single comment (which is made much more difficult than it should be b/c of the kinja architecture), by the time I was done there would be hundreds of new comments on the… Read more

Not really any parameters. In this thread, for instance, I deleted a lot of victim blaming, calling her a bitch, saying she deserved it, “you’re a fuck face fuck fuck you’re a fucker your opinions are fucker fuck fuck,” blah blah blah. Read more

Just a reminder, for you and everybody: the little dropdown arrow next to each comment has a “flag” button. If you see gross things in the comments, flag it and we’ll take care of it. We try to take a look and go through things, but with hundreds of comments on every story it’s impossible to read everything. Read more

Jerry Kill! Read more

Don’t sleep on assistant coach Ron Adams just staying sitting on the bench like this ain’t any shit he hasn’t seen before. Read more

Never questioning Boomer again. Read more