Yes. FIFA doesn’t let men play on turf. Read more

Dog what happened? Read more

From my understanding, UND has reached an agreement with the NCAA and the arena won’t be changed. Read more

You’re fucking with me. There’s no way this actually influenced a significant number of votes, right? Read more

Funny, given your username, but not at all true. Of the five finalists I actively like Nodaks and Sundogs, plus there were hundreds of others in the suggestions that I would’ve been okay with. Read more

Uhh, but what league have they been in for longer, the NL or AL? Read more

I’d think that too, but if you’re paddling with somebody else you’re in pretty close quarters. Read more

That was my first thought too, but the Argentinian ball-groping was on a separate trip from walking around the world, when Siess biked to Patagonia and back. Read more

Sure, anybody can take anybody to court about anything. But Smith was suspended under the Substances of Abuse policy, which was agreed to by both the NFL and NFLPA and precisely lays out a schedule of punishments. In the Peterson, Rice, and Brady cases, the basic argument is that Goodell exceeded the authority vested… Read more

At my first job out of college, instead of the relatively normal two weeks of vacation and ~10 federal holidays off, they just gave us 20 days off with no federal holidays. Read more

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments. Read more

What’s the point? That the commenter can’t tell me and Kyle Wagner apart and thinks that somehow I am a 538 writer still writing on Deadspin? Read more

Good Kinja about 538. Read more

We had a long debate about whether to go with “bougie,” “bourgie,” or “bourgois.” Bougie obviously won out, but I don’t think the matter is settled. Read more

I’m pretty sure I don’t want to actually google this, right? Read more

Diana is on a well-deserved day or two off, but I’ll pass it along! Read more

No. I might be the staff member highest on Simmons, and I think he’s awful on television. Read more

He’s too good. As much as I try, we can’t run an article every single time he does good stuff or else we’re running 82 Steph Curry articles this season. Read more

Gotta be through Football Manager. Read more

Diana is based in Los Angeles, but from Florida. Both Redford and I are from Northern California (and he went to Cal). Therefore, we have a lot of people on staff who HATE Los Angeles teams, but nobody that likes any of them. Read more