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The color scheme reminds me a lot of a light blue and yellow colored teddy bear that I had when I was little, named Lello. Read more

It isn’t a perfect comparison, but I can’t help but feel that how colleges handle reports of sexual assault under Title IX, isn’t very dissimilar how the NFL handles similar accusations. Both are large institutions more concerned with covering their own asses than doing anything for victims, and both are attempting to… Read more

Always Highlight Truthers. Read more

No, the other one. It actually gets somewhat confusing sometimes. Read more

Here is the full explanation from Fox’s SEC filing about the value of their stake (about 11 percent) in DraftKings: Read more

CORRECTION: A University of Rochester comms staffer writes in. Read more

The Fratellis! Read more

They always seemed to be the second-to-last act at a bunch of shows that I went to. Read more

The Voodoo Glow Skulls would do horn juggling and shit at their shows, right? Read more

Oh wow, I totally forgot about Does It Offend You, Yeah? Read more

Remember The Dandy Warhols? And Aqua. Read more

The ball has to hit the rim. That’s about it. Read more

Good bump though. Those two were (understandably) very, very hyped. Read more

Nah, the free throw shooter had been fouled while attempting his own three-pointer with the game at 76-73 earlier. He made one and missed one, necessitating the play you see above on the third free throw attempt. Read more

I actually wanted to buy the Trader Joe’s version because it is most convenient to me, but despite it being the middle of January, they were already out of sipping chocolate for the season. Read more

Dammit, 1998 and six seasons after Kubiak retired. Read more

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this. Read more

This is not reflected in the transcript from the game, but even if that is what Nantz meant or said, it’s still wrong. The Broncos didn’t win a Super Bowl until 1996, four seasons after Kubiak retired. Read more

You underestimate ol’ Peyton. He is a longtime pro at this. Read more