For two reasons: Read more

Actually, me. Read more

Shuffleboard or NFL Blitz. Read more

Political science professor, maybe. Read more

Everybody at TrueHoop and the 2012-era basketbloggers. Read more

What does “a chance” mean? What’s the bar for success here? Read more

There actually is one, this is true (it’s not me). Read more

That asshole didn’t send me a copy. Read more

If Burke posts a video, he almost always posts it to Screengrabber. Soccer stuff is always posted to Screamer, except for the rare occasion where someone accidentally posts it to main Deadspin. In the end, it doesn’t really matter much. Read more

Same here. Read more

Vonnegut. Read more

I’ve had to mostly cease smoking from bongs because they get me too high, so I imagine the gas mask bong would overwhelm me in a bad way. Read more

Cake. Read more

Eagle is the 2nd CBS play-by-play guy, and for my money, the best NBA announcer this side of Mike Breen. Read more

According to Ramona Shelburne, Scott hadn’t met the performance incentives to make his contract guaranteed for next year, and thus technically the Lakers just aren’t picking up his option: Read more

Yes, they could. Or they could’ve heard the story elsewhere and Person A confirmed off the record, but declined to comment on the record, or a dozen other ways of getting a story and not attributing it to a specific person. Read more

Declining to comment about something on the record is very different than not talking to a reporter about that something. Read more

He also believes in ghosts, apparently: Read more