No Country For Old Men. Read more

No. I would not empty out my 401k under any circumstances besides imminent homelessness. Read more

Two, Redford and Marchman. Read more

Just follow my good friend Jacob Greenberg on Twitter, he’ll keep you up to date on all things Lowell. Read more

Marchman has probably actually watched every single season of Survivor and thus he has way more knowledge and tactics and trickery and the rest of us combined. Read more

Definitely unsolicited opinions about sports. I generally avoid telling men what I do for a living. Read more

The classic sprinkle (on a cake donut). No need to get complicated. Read more

You are in the greys, which means by default your comments don’t show up at the top. But if a lot of people star them, or a Deadspin author stars them (or responds to them) they show up at the top. Read more

8. Jessica Jones is vastly overrated. I had a whole take on this, but I think it got shoehorned into a Christmas-time post on TV shows last year. Read more

I probably re-grey a commenter or two a week. Sometimes it is for an almost blockworthy comment—which usually means bordering on racism or something of the like. Sometimes it is for making a long comment having obviously not read the article. Sometimes it is engaging in like a 15-comment long embarrassing fight with… Read more

I would love more cricket coverage, but a combination of a. No one on staff being passionate about cricket and, b. Our readership’s general disinterest in cricket, means that it isn’t likely to happen anytime soon. Read more

I’ve never had them, but the answer’s gotta be no, right? There has never been a good bar in history. Some are fine, or worth eating because you’re on a strenuous hike or whatever, but none are good. Read more

A wall is very effective. It makes half of the goal very difficult to hit, thus allowing the keeper to worry about just half of the goal. Free kick specialists can kick the ball too hard and too precisely to force the keeper to cover the entire goal. Read more

Nah, little upside for you. Read more

I disagree with Brendan’s lifestyle. Read more

I have also released a statement: Read more

Kiante Enis is the nephew of former Penn State and Bears running back Curtis Enis. Read more

There is no joke. Kinja has been redesigned to include some links up top, and we had to decide what to link to. Inexplicably, a lot of people come to this website to read Drew’s shit, so we made his tag one of the links. Read more

Blog. Read more