5'10" Read more

No. Kinja is a noun, not a verb. Read more

Me. Read more

That’s a good doggy! Read more

This is a very reporterer answer, but I really only care about front offices insofar as they are easy to deal with or not. Read more

Far far far far far far far far far far far far far too many candidates. Most of them. There is almost nobody who is better on Twitter than they are in stories or in life. Read more

DC is fine. The subway is undergoing much needed modernization and that’s made it a lot suckier, but the bus system is pretty good, and the city itself is actually quite small, making cabs/bikeshare pretty easy and attractive propositions. Read more

I think it actually goes Arsenal -> Manchester United -> Liverpool -> Chelsea. Read more

Even though it is pretty simple to make, for some reason I always feel incredibly decadent and sophisticated when I make vodka sauce to put on some pasta. Read more

I’ve been binging on old Billy Bragg and Jonathan Richman. Read more

What’s his name? Also, gimme a goshdang photo. Read more

Around $50; enough so that I can pay for some stuff at a bar without having to start a tab. I really have little other use for cash. Most places will take cards even for like $3 purchases these days, and if I have to pay somebody back for something Venmo is much easier. Read more

Trump’s argument for everything is that it shouldn’t have happened in the first place. Read more

There is no way that Trump knows that the United States’s current nuclear policy is. Read more

What happened to Trump’s sniffles? Did getting fired up get rid of them? Read more

“NATO kinda sucks” is one of Donald Trump’s actually defensible foreign policy opinions. Read more

Donald Trump is now advocating for the United States having stolen Iraq’s oil. Read more

Wow, Howard Dean really went there. Read more

I’m really going to need everybody to stop saying “cyber” without using a hypen and appending words like “-attack” or “-warfare.” Read more

Barron shout out! Read more