My colleagues here are savages. ESPECIALLY when you go to somebody else’s house for Thanksgiving and they do the heavy lifting in cooking, the least you can do is spend a half hour manning the sink and dirty dishes. Read more

1. The trash can Read more

I would quit on the spot. Read more

I can’t remember, and the Slack transcript of it is now gone. I remember we yelled back and forth coming up with names for awhile, and this was the result, but that’s about it. Read more

Shoot me an email? [email protected] Read more

Yeah, sure, this just doesn’t have any details of a financial arrangement between Medium and The Ringer. Read more

FantasyDraft, DraftDay, StarsDraft, DraftPot, Yahoo, iTeam, FantasyAces, DailyMVP, Vulcun, Draft Ops, AlphaDraft, SportsLock, Draft, Victiv, Star Fantasy Leagues, FantasyFeud, and Fantazzle. Read more

Are you leaking some news here? This hasn’t ever been reported. Read more

Now this is good Kinja. Read more

Huh, given that you completed your masters thesis on this topic, you think you would know that the “disasters mentioned in this article” weren’t caused by standing sections. You also think you would reckon with the fact that many safe seating models do in fact give fans tickets to be in a specific place, that hooligan… Read more

Yes you are, to Barry’s ever-lasting shame. Read more

You can see Deadspin’s direct traffic here. We get between 10 million to 15 million uniques a month, generally. Read more

Skip Bayless gets 1/3 to 1/4 the viewers he got at ESPN. Read more

Can somebody who watches MLS tell me if Michael Bradley looks past it there, or is this only a USMNT thing? He was invisible, and has been invisible for a little while now. Read more

Granted ManU sucks this year, and they are the most popular team in the league worldwide, but Read more

This sounds pithy and clever, but is actually quite dumb. Read more

D’oh, thanks. Read more

Ahh, I meant Sunday, thanks for the catch. Read more

Corrections to errors of fact are never well actually’s! Thanks. Read more