Spot the lie tho. Read more

Nerlens Noel is still butt. Read more

Remember Kirk Rueter? Read more

My favorite part was about how they’re SOMEHOW always gone and uninvolved whenever shit is going down. Read more

Finally it’s Liverpool’s year. Read more

Fun fact: McKenna does that “back to me” bit in conversation too. Read more

Happy to see that Deadspin’s soccer comment section is as stupid as ever. Read more

I met Troy. He was a very good boy with snazzy socks.

Wow, finally a good teen. Read more

It’d be a great lead tag. Read more

They’re letting anybody throw blogs up on Kinja these days I guess. Read more

It’s a high bar to hurdle Luke, but this might be the most embarrassing Deadspin comment I’ve ever seen. Read more

That’s a terrible Deadspin headline. Read more

In seventh grade health class we had to take care of a bag of flour for a week. We were supposed to take it everywhere and you could fail if you didn’t. Josh Karnad and I got some fight playing red butt during lunch, and threw our flour babies at each other. Read more

Yourself for trusting Redford. Read more

Yes, if they continue unsanctioned attempts, somebody could run under two hours. In a sanctioned attempt, no way. Read more

Melvin Laird? I got nothing. Read more

I would support most things that would cut down on free throws. They suck and are boring. Read more

That’s a great dog. Read more

Them’s the breaks. Can’t be dating a snitch. Read more