Your premise is false and, actually, mine is true. Read more
Kyle Wagner
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Well, no, actually, it's true. Read more
1. Fuck the NCAA. My personal dream is for the very best basketball and baseball players to completely forgo college and play overseas. Real Madrid would have paid Jabari or Wiggins millions—and probably given them a multi-year deal if they didn't mind delaying the NBA rookie scale a bit for some up-front security.… Read more
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I thought about it, and it is true. Read more
You're an alcoholic lifer, close enough. Read more
It actually is. Read more
No, it's true. Read more
Actually, it's true. Read more
Stupidly good, you idiot. Read more
Just pick the 49ers. Read more
Writing drunk is overrated, and is something that you can only really pull off if you're a middle-aged alcoholic lifer or a 19-year old with a lotta emotions. Read more
The Replacements—it's terrible. Also, A Lot Like Love, that awful Ashton Kutcher movie. Read more
I'd take over Gawker and make Sam do weird stuff so that I don't fire him. Read more
The only person I've seen successfully bully Craggs into writing something is Tom Scocca, so send him an email or something. Read more
I lived in a $500/month room in Washington Heights that was an absolute dump. You probably don't want to do that. You could get a spot for like $800 up there that's decent. I think Harlem's mostly priced everyone out at this point. But really, don't live in fucking Manhattan; go try Long Island City or Astoria or like… Read more
Harvilla. He is 7-foot-30 and not only has the most calories for the rest of us, but he probably needs the most food himself. Read more
Nah Ted Lasso rules. Read more
McKenna, probably, but maybe I'm just racist. Read more