Yes, exactly. What's your point? Read more

We all went to a haunted house and then got drunk last night, so no one watched the game. Read more

The case against Batman: The consensus Batman masterpiece is an argument for vigilante fascism and preventative measures that would obviously be racist, classist horseshit in action; Batman brutalizes children in fist fights and has corrupted his city's police department into letting a heavily armed citizen supercede… Read more

Marchman hates people who have hard skin. I'm embarrassed to bring friends around sometimes. Read more

Our methodology does not reflect that Iron Fist only ranks below bum-ass Bishop because these sucker Deadspin staffers don't know who Iron Fist is. Also, Tim Marchman gave Luke Cage a 4 out of 10. Read more

hold on, your strategy here is complaining to Nick Denton about baseball? Read more

Yeah it's not a question, I'm claiming this one. Two days might mean you gotta cheese and just powerlevel a Gyrados though. Read more

As a staff, we are terrible at writing cover letters. Read more

Knicks, Vikings, Mets, Arsenal, Notre Dame football, St. John's basketball. All of these teams are trash, and the only team I actively root for now is the Knicks, who are the worst of all. Read more

My parents took a really long time before they understood that this is a salaried job with benefits and stuff. I think they thought that we just sort of got a couple cents added to an off-shore account for every page hit we make. Now they've moved on to wishing I was somewhere they actually knew how to visit, like… Read more

I set my kitchen on fire while frying chicken when I was 20. I got some grease burns and haven't really cooked since. Read more

FA Cup. Halal Spring and Lafayette. Is this a sex thing? Read more

I don't think so. Read more

Fair. Read more

Yep, you're right. I knew the Bucs were on the end of the worst so far and pulled up the wrong one. Added that one. Read more

Leslie get outa here Read more

Water splashing onto your stuff in the splash zone, c'mon Emma. Read more

That Vine sucks. Read more

Leave. Read more