Holy shit I forgot about this!! Read more

Answered this over here, but I don't think the two are mutually exclusive. This is a funny capitulation by the Cavs, and also it helps their roster right now. Read more

Right. It's a definite and necessary upgrade, and a pretty good fit besides. The Cavs still need someone to roam around the weak side, and an armful of wings who the legs to jump over a pencil, but it's a start. It's also undeniably a lot, by the prevailing standards, for Timofey Mozgov. Read more

Nah, they aren't the same at all. "If you try to become better/more watchable too quickly, you often end up with damaged goods like Marbury/Curry/Crawford." What the hell does this mean? For one, Steph was very good for a long time, and Crawford is probably the single most underrated player of the last decade. For… Read more

This is mistaking symptom for cause. The Knicks trying to put on a good show is not why they continued to fucking suck. That happened because Knicks are run by stupid dickheads who signed bad players to insane contracts. Read more

Because Dolan was mad that everyone made jokes about him losing deals to Masai. Read more

Good lord. Anyway, the point stands: Phil has Fuck You money, and that is a damned terrible place to live. Read more

Holy shit, is this true? That's the most desolate part of town shy of like, 11th ave. Read more

To be fair, the Knicks beat the Cavs on opening night, too. Bad look for Cleveland. Read more

There isn't, though! For every team like the Thunder or Pelicans, there's another like the Grizzlies or Rockets or Mavericks that never hard reset and turned out just fine. Read more

Goddammit. Read more

See here. Read more

It's linked above, but there's that facemask, a defensive hold, the PI, and Dez running out. Four penalties, none called. Read more

Yeah, I picture people in my pocket universe just shrugging at the TV like, Eh, fair. Read more

The "second peak" was after having forced the Cowboys into fourth down. Once the penalty is accepted, everything in the parallel universe ceases to exist in any form; there would be no second peak, or at least not one that's caused by anything resembling what caused this one. it could be I'm completely… Read more

Er, also no. Read more

No. Read more

Play started from the Dallas 46. So it would have been first-and-10 from the Dallas 31 with 8:25 remaining, for 73 percent WP. Read more

I think you answered your own question. Read more

X-Men First Class is the best Read more