Unfollowed for Deadspin. Read more

JaVale McGee is available for free right now, and other bigs moved for way less. I said at the time, their hand was probably forced, but it's deeply, deeply hilarious that they're in position to be forced exactly like that. Read more

Fair. Read more

Supes just beating everyone to death with his bare fists now? He looks like really tall Wolverine. Wonder Woman getting a shirt and pants is cool, though. Dig people wearing shirts and pants. Read more

If you light up your watch (or phone!) during a play or movie at the theater, you're scum. Read more

They eventually shifted to Android guts, which was even funnier because this was back when Android was garbage. The BlackBerries made a little more sense, since RIM was still alive then. Read more

Yeah, I mean, it's an iPad. Read more

Fixing the 18k thing—was going off of memory from the stream. Read more

This is exactly the thing. A watch with fine complications and materials and shit can last forever. This thing is DESIGNED to be useless inside of a few years. Read more

HAHA WHAT? Read more

I mean it's possible-to-likely, but you can see the snap and weight on those jabs even on the shitty YouTube video. I wouldn't call the ones he lands from proper distance "so-so." Read more

good comment. Read more

Nah, if you've ever played around with camera settings in different lighting conditions, you can make just about anything photograph in completely different colors than what exists in the real world. "This photograph turned out weird," is not something people debate; "we are both looking at the same photo and seem to… Read more

For the real life dress maybe, but the reason everyone is trying to shove a stick of dynamite in each other's asses tonight is this particular picture and how it appears to human eyes. Read more

Tangent here is that Rose's two-hand tomahawk dunks were a legitimate signature dunk, which is kind of rare these days. We've got Russ one-hand tomahawks and LeBron's garbage arm extension whatever, and that's basically it. Read more

Added that the chart is from 2013-14 data; wrongly left that out—too used to only dealing with last year's stuff re: SportVU. Please consolidate comments about how I'm a dumb asshole in this thread. Read more

Jennings was playing waaaay better than Reggie before he went down, man. Read more

Hmm. Read more

Nah, it's dumb. It presumes that anyone who uses "Advanced Statistics" to whatever misguided, numbskull end, especially if they write for a statsy website, is infallible. It's the worst sort of unearned snobbery. And also, in this case, they all got the actual game theory wrong. Read more

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