Good comment. Thanks—I'll correct this in the post. Read more

Revenge fantasies for monstrous people are natural, but shouldn't be within the scope of the law. Read more

Yes. Read more

Correct, this is exactly the point. Read more

(Come back next Monday for that.) Read more

Matt is now an infectious diseases specialist. Read more

Frankly, I have no idea how Kinja works. But, if there is any way to isolate everyone who stars this post I am banning all of you. Read more

Full answer (where are the ethics, Jolie?): Read more

More glory for the Vikings in that catch than shitting their pants one round later, imo. Read more

Tom, if you’re going U.S. soccer, you gotta go: Read more

Tom Brady gets five, maybe seven more yards on that last pass down the left sideline, Randy Moss doesn’t have to come back for it, and the Patriots go 19-0. I’m a Vikings fan and don’t really give a shit about Brady or Belichick, but Randy Moss winning the Super Bowl for an undefeated team on a last-second Hail Mary… Read more

Oh hey, someone who knows what he's talking about. Good comment. Read more

Yep, the drag effect is over longer distances. Read more

Well, yes, fair. (Somehow forgot about the pitchers getting brained.) But college baseball scores were still dumb as hell. Read more

Oh, and the Mets. Read more

We're a nest of Vikings, Wizards, Knicks, Redskins, and Arsenal fans, somehow. Read more

Greg. Read more

Kevin Love used to tell stories about how he'd always catch the ball at the end of quarters and point to the scorekeeper and give him a little wink, to try to pad the statline. Read more

Should work-study also not be monetized? Read more

You only read the headline, didn’t you. Read more