Oh this is still great. Go find Samer on Twitter and tell him evil his garbage team stocked with false garbage idols is and always has been. Read more

It’s cool, but also weaponized by shitheads. Read more

What did it show you? Read more

Nah, comics can tell smart and coherent stories, and often do. Read more

This is a funny family of comments. I’m actually an avid Marvel comics reader—I’ve read every Avengers comic since the New Avengers launch with Bendis back when, and a good deal before, and more or less all the Spider-Man, X-Men, Cap, Iron Man, Thor, Hawkeye, GoG, Wolverine, Captain Marvel, Punisher, et al comics.… Read more

This would be so much easier in the comic books, because they would just throw it into the negative zone. Read more

There isn’t even that much beefcake!!!!! Read more

I thought those were cliched but mostly okay besides the end point of Natasha’s sterilization pretty obviously informing the way she chases after Banner. Bigger problem with those sequences is that her powers make no fucking sense. If it’s “worst fear” that’s one thing, but Thor’s actually seems to predict the future… Read more

Hmmm. Valid. Read more

I’ve heard this, but I haven’t seen the new movies. (This isn’t from the 1990 version and I’m losing my memory faster than I though, right?) Read more

Mach 80 is a joke; the gun/lining up bullets thing is from a scene. Read more

He did the gun thing in the movie! Read more

Fuck it, why not? Read more

I meant the newer Marvel Studios stuff, but fair. Read more

Edge of Tomorrow was good! But yeah, it was unlike that because there were big ostentatious changes to the world’s status quo and overwrought dilemmas about Should We Kill Our Friend, Ultron-Hitler’s Dad? Read more

Grade: B+ Read more

THAT TOO. Read more

She showed him an apocalyptic future, but didn’t force him to build Skynet—Tony’s raging narcissism is what allows him to think it’s all about him, instead of seeing what everyone else thinks about this stuff and the pros and cons of building a Skynet. Read more

Actually, our institutional position is that white people should not be allowed to speak at all. Read more

Hold on, I need to find more ironic synonyms for “needless.” Read more