I was down for these theories before the show overtook the books, but the show-Others are reallllllly big dicks, in ways that I don’t think really mesh with that reading. Read more

Man, Bran can just stay in his tree. Read more

Sure! Said in another comment, but mostly this is just “The Faceless Men are up to some shit” post; it could fall a few different ways. But yeah, the Valyrian steel swords (made in a volcano, or something!) mashing Others is a good sign that Valyrian tech is necessary here. Read more

Oh, yes, I just meant that explaining how the blindness works in the books might undercut some stuff, since it happens differently there. Read more

The Arya blinded thing is a book spoiler, which is weirdly still possible, but everything else here is baaasically in line with the theory outline, but there’s enough wiggle room for it to play out a little differently and still fit. I didn’t go too specific because mostly the point is just remembering that there is a… Read more

I’m here to help. Read more

It would be very hard to take the MVP from him at this point. After Game 2, I was convinced the Cavs would lose in 5 and he’d still get the Jerry West. Now, there’s a chance he falls off the planet and Steph averages 50 from here on in, I guess, but that’s what it’s going to take. Read more

In a lot of ways, yes. Haberstroh has been making this case for a few weeks now over at ESPN and Insider. But the difference, I think, is that LeBron is a much more dangerous passer (Allen was underrated as a passer, but he wasn’t LeBron), and just much, much more physically deflating to guard. LeBron’s defense has… Read more

I mean, I’ll get to that after we get done making Draper sing it in a Cavs jersey and put it on YouTube. Read more

I have no idea what you're talking about. Read more

He needs a tailor. Read more

I like your name. Read more

Only vague threats for me so far, but here’s hoping. Read more

Fried chicken; I don’t know how to make fried chicken, but there are a lot of places that prepare it well. Read more

I ruined the 49ers season a few years back? Read more

Old fashioned (bourbon) or Jameo rocks. Read more

Watch some youtube videos that explain cool stuff you might not notice. This is one of my favorite sports videos ever, mostly because Viera is my favorite player:

Don’t dip your nuggets, but honey mustard is good for other chicken dipping. Read more

Check his contract. Read more

What? No. Read more